I'm a rebel, and a fugitive.
I have accounts with every movie rental place in town, and two library cards (don't ask). Every one of those accounts has overdue fines.
It's kind of exciting, really. It would be more exciting if there were a high-speed chase involved, but this is about as close to livin' on the edge as I can get without feeling morally decrepit.
This life of crime might have to stop, though. It's getting to the point where I have to budget in "fines" every month. I suppose I could use that money to subscribe to Netflix, but that wouldn't be as fun.
Today, out of necessity, I paid some library fines. Not all of them, mind you, just enough to be able to rent more movies.
Somebody remind me a week from today to return 'em, please.
